My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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