and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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