her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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