problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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