Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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