i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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