He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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