there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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