brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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