And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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