i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Non-Jews are for practice
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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