so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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