I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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