I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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