i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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