The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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