OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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