At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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