The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There r osticjed everywhere
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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