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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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