Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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