Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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