Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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