Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize