i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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