I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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