It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
someone owes me an orgasm
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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