You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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