I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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