I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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