I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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