I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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