Christians are straight up FREAKS
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't deserve a penis
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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