Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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