girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We have started to decorate penises.
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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