The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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