Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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