Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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