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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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