My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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