So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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