that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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