Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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