I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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