Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you never un-have a 4some
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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