Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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