Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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