i permit you to call me
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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