did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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