Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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